M: (Feeding Lauren)
E: Mommy! I want to feed him!
M: Feed her?
E: Yes! Feed him. I want to do it ALL BY MYSELF!
M: Okay. You have to be very gentle and careful.
E: Here comes the car... Open the garage!
M: Did you just say "here comes the car, open the garage?"
M: Where did you hear that?
L: (Chewing on a spoon)
E: I don't go to school anymore.
M: You still go to school, but today is Saturday.
E: You get married on Saturday.
M: What? Who gets married on Saturday?
E: YOU! You get married on Saturday!
L: (chewing on a toy hammer)
E: Let's go to Farmville! When I grow up, I'm going to be a farmer! You can be a farmer when you grow up too!
L: (chewing on a toy wrench)
M: Honey, I'm already grown up and I don't think I'm a farmer.
E: I want FIVE Baby Laurens!
M: Five? What would you do with five Baby Laurens?
E: I would hug them and kiss them and say kootchie kootchie koo!
L: (grinning from ear to ear)
We are heading to the zoo today. I'm pretty sure these monkeys will fit in just fine.